You know what is more useful than [fill in blank of something you wish to degrade] a cat on a Roomba.
Other variations of my tm'ed catch phrase:
A cat on a Roomba is so much more helpful than [that, you, her, him, etc.]
- You know what that idea needs, a cat on a Roomba.
- If only we had a cat on a Roomba, we could totally make this work.
- You did that about as well as a cat can ride a Roomba.
- I wouldn't hate you at all, If you were a cat on a Roomba.
Add your own in the comments, super fun game.