Suzi is not a hippie and this has nothing to do with Woodstock, plus 9 other things wrong.

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In order to promote a new release of a Woodstock DVD, Jet Set Studios was hired to create this You Tube video series. It runs as a choose your own (happy-hopefully) ending adventure.
Everything is so wrong with this, I am forced to attempt to list them. I would love to give you witty commentary, but this is so witless I have nothing to give.
1. Suzi is not a hippie...I know this because she is not dirty, she has fake eyelashes on, tons of make up (any makeup would hurt a hippies heart), she does not look underfed and she would not need to be "persuaded" to give her love and affection...she just would.
2. Fat doofus guy gets hot girl, by being a doofus. (sigh - do I have to type it? okay fine...cliche)
3. He gives her flower, she freaks out...and yet she has a flower on her head that doesn't seem to bother her at all.
4. They don't mention going to Woodstock?
5. __________ Does __________ (sigh....again do I have to say it? cliche)
6. RE: #5 Pornography + Woodstock = Wrong
7. Pornography in the vein of Hot Chick + Ugly Guy = Boring, Over Done,
8. Sexual references can be more thoughtful, interesting, enticing...than anything going on here...oatmeal really?
9. Oh....good the sitar turns her on.
10. The overall set, props, production of these videos are just bad. I suppose on purpose...but bad on purpose needs to try harder. No one was trying.
11. On the point "no one was trying", I am guessing to save money they just used people around the office. Suzi is no doubt a rising young production assistant and hapless dude is the creative director that has been hitting on her since she started. This entire series was created as a ploy. I just hope it worked and someone got some. I am super turned off...and that is difficult to do.

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