I don’t know if you have noticed, but there is so much pussy talk on the internet these days. I remember when the internet was…wait it has always been about pussy. Which is why I am super excited to have one!
I like it when things are about me. Since, I was shy, awkward and out of place as a child. Being the center of attention brings a great thrill for me. Having my pussy as the center of attention brings the thrill to an absolute zenith.
This vajajay is being described as the $5,000 pussy. A magical pussy has always been in the minds of men, usually magical in a VERY BAD way.
I believe the tendency for psychological fear of the vagina is because men are dense as a collective. Individually, they are super smart and wonderful…but somehow as a group they simply lose their good sense and the come up with notions like, “preemptive strikes against a nation that isn’t really a threat are a good thing” and “vaginas must have teeth.”
Let’s get back to the point, me and my pussy. I was wondering what the value was. There seems to be a clear market value being placed on vagina and mine wants to know where in the scale it fits.
I mean there are the obvious points to vaginal quality, but what about core value? Also is there a NADAQ sort of thing, where I can share trades of my vagina? I mean, I want to be sure and maximize my assets and going IPO might just be the best way to do that.
So, what values do we apply to our vaginas?
A partial list, please list more:
Health
Agility
Responsiveness
Grooming, (I won’t go out and pick a side, hairless or bushy there are men and women who like both ends of the spectrum)
Shape, (a very contentious point as there seems to be an anti-bacon movement afoot which makes no sense to me)
Size, (again very contentious)
Strength, (not many people talk about this quality, but it think it is one of the most important when it comes to a good fuck…please ladies do your kegels)
Then there is what I like to call my pussy’s GNP and since my children are both genius, I feel pretty good about my pussy’s GNP being in a good and rising economic state.